wiL Francis was an early bloomer, between working hard for his parents and having his first real kiss, both at the age of 13! Wait until you hear what else he revealed to Buzznet in our Behind Closed Doors segment!



Buzznet: Do you have a morning bathroom routine? If so, what does it entail from when you get out of bed until you are dressed for the day?

wiL: I usually roll out of bed in the same clothes I wore the previous day. It makes for kind of an easy morning. The first thing I do when I wake up is put a cigarette in my mouth and light it. Then I get coffee and proceed to smoke a pack in a couple of hours. That always starts the day off nice.

Buzznet: Who was your first kiss? Details ... How old were you? Where were you?

wiL: Her name was Rosemary, she was very reminiscent of Courtney Love. She used to wear slips and tattered baby doll dresses, she had big lips and wore red lipstick all over her face. I was 13 years old. We made out underneath the bleachers at my Junior High after school one day.

Buzznet: What do you have hanging on your walls in your bedroom? Posters? Artwork?

wiL: I have some really rare photographs in nice frames of Nirvana and Joy Division, from Lisa Johnson Rock Photographer and Kevin Cummings.  I also have alot of posters of musicians I really like, Iggy Pop, Johnny Cash, David Bowie, Morrissey, and so many more I can't even begin to describe. Music surrounds my life.

Buzznet: Do you have any fetishes? Any pet-peeves?

wiL: Yes I do. But I'm going to leave that to your readers imagination.

Buzznet: What is the first quality you look for in the opposite sex? - Eyes – Style – Hair – Smile – BMI – Butt - Lips

wiL: I couldn't really be bothered. The only thing I look for is good music to fill my heart and soul. The rest will come when it's supposed to.

Buzznet: What do you wear to sleep at night?

wiL: The clothes I wear throughout the day. I know boring right. I just don't see the point in getting all dressed up for bed. It doesn't make much sense to me.

Buzznet: Do you have a nickname?

wiL: I have yet to be branded with one.

Buzznet: What was your first job? What was your worst job?

wiL: My mom and step dad ran a hardware store for a few years from the time I was about 8 until I was 15. The first job I had was working for them when I was about 13. I used to clean up the stock room, break down boxes and unload trucks. It was a fu**ing drag. My favorite part about working there, was, that located across the street was a library. I
used to spend my lunch hours reading. The worst job I had was being a machinist at a ship yard in south Seattle. What a soul sucking existence that was.

Buzznet: If you could be in the Summer Olympics which sport would you compete in? Any why?

wiL: To be honest... I don't have much knowledge as to what kind of sports they even do at the summer olympics. I know that they run around in circles and throw heavy balls. Do they do ping-pong? I would do ping pong if that was in there. I would do that sport because it seems the easiest, but what the fuck do I know?

Buzznet: What song do you know every word to, but are totally embarrassed that you know so well?

wiL: Hung up by Madonna. Hahahahahahaha!

Buzznet: What text message or voicemail do you regret sending to someone so much that you will never forget doing it? Who was the person?

wiL: I can't really think of a time where I've ever left a fu**ed up message or voicemail that I regret. I don't have any regrets. Life is too fucking short for those.

Buzznet: Which era do you most wish you lived in and why?

wiL: The late 19th century, east end of London, victorian society wasteland. I know that life was tough and the conditions of living were horrible, but that time and place in history really draws me in, it was such a fascinating place.

Buzznet: Do you have any scars? If so what happened? If not name one imperfection on your body?

wiL:I have one on my top lip that I got when I was 12 years old. I was wandering through a wheat field in the washington countryside when some sort of alien space ship caught me in its tractor beam, sucked me up into the belly of the ship and started doing tests on my feet. Half way through I passed out and woke up in my own bed with stitches in my lip and a headache the size of Montana.

Buzznet: If we gave you sourdough bread and you could put anything on your sandwich what would it be?

wiL: The shrunken head of an English wizard.

Buzznet: When you hear the word "oatmeal" what is the very first thing that comes to your mind?

wiL: Human remains, Spaghetti and leather baskets full of marshmallows.