He's performed on stage with Fall Out Boy for packed crowds of screaming girls.  He's worked with artists in genres from hip-hop to indie rock.  And he's done it all with a hat firmly planted on his head to hide his dirty little (bald) secret.

So what the hell is Patrick Stump afraid of?


If your answer was "Pete getting bored while there's a t-shirt cannon near-by," you're close, but so, so far away.  Actually, according to what Stump told Rolling Stone Magazine, he has a fear of some of the most friendly, understanding creatures out there.  No, not hippos.  Bartenders.

Stump, who reports that he has never actually walked up to a bar and ordered a drink, says "I have a crippling fear of doing it because I don't know the basic social conventions of doing it. I've only seen it in movies."

Patrick, don't worry.  Ordering a drink is easy.  It doesn't matter if you're ordering a dirty martini, a buttery nipple, a dirty girl scout, a vibrator, or a screaming orgasm.  Take a deep breath, order, and let the bartender work their magic.

If you ever need to practice, contact me.

So, Buzznet, what's your weirdest fear?