Would you do anything to make it in Hollywood? And by anything I mean be Courtney Love's cleaning maid or Production Assistant for a documentary about her life ... because she's looking for one!



"Is anyone [an] insanely clean neat freak [that lives] near Malibu?" Love started off a recent MySpace blog. "I need a non-thieving, non-freaky housekeeper." She does not tell us how messy her house is and, I mean, it's Courtney Love ... who knows what we''ll find under her bed.

Here's where the blog gets serious, as the following project could actually become a hit. "We need a documentarist ... someone to document our studio as we go in Wednesday, and I have ALOT of work to do 'til then. I wont just hand this to HBO or BBC 2 or Bravo and God forbid not VH1! [This is] A DOCUMENATRY NOT A REALITY SHOW. Get in touch with Jason Whp (Love doesn't tell us how to). [He] will further put you in touch with Jason Wienberg at untitled. Iand am looking for a young PA type, someone who really wants to get Into the film business cause as we start ramping up [???] pay some dues with me for a few months and you can be on this HTH movie."

HTH stands for "Heavier Than Heaven" and is a biopic about Love's late husband / Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain. "I think I know who I want to play Kurt. He may not be as BEAUTIFUL as the other two, but he's got something special and looks alot like him and has a great voice."

All over the place, with tons of spelling errors, Love reverts back to her maid search (or is she talking about the film, you can't really tell. LOL). "I know this is weird - the agencies suck and I'm sick of PIGS who steal ... It's simple as that. So f**k it ... why not try MySpace? ... beats Monster."

And if you are going to submit for either job because you want to be closer to Love ... think again ... she's on to you! "No superfans please ... and it's very good money. BTW, the housekeeping part [is] just [in the] early hours. Thanks,
Wierdo MgCee" Wierdo MgCee indeed!

Be honest ... Would you work for Courtney Love? What do you think she's like in real life?