Panic! At The Starship Killers Is... Taking Back Maroon 5's Fall Out Heroes Rejects

"So, do you like it?"
Kiki looked down at her ring. It was very simple, just a gold band with a diamond on it. It was nothing too fancy, there was one she liked better, with a pink diamond and sapphires, but she wouldn't let Patrick spend that much on her. They were only gonna be married for a couple months, there was no need for him to waste his money on her.
"Yeah, I'm just still kind of in shock that I'm married, and to you of all people. I mean, you should see my bedroom, it's covered with Fall Out Boy pictures and stuff!"
"Uh oh, Patrick, it looks like you ended up with a crazy fan girl."
"Pete, I am not a crazy fan girl. I just really like you guys, I do like other singers besides Patrick."
"Kiki, that hurts, you like someone else besides me?"
"Yes I do."
"Who is your favorite singer, besides me?"
"You actually think you're my favorite?!"
Kiki had to stifle a laugh when she saw Patrick's face.
"I'm just kidding! My favorite guy is either, you, of course, or Gerard Way. My favorite girl is split between Gwen Stefani and Amy Lee."
"That's a relief, okay, what's your favorite band."
"Well, after you guys, it's Three Days Grace, definitely."
"You probably just think Adam's hot."
"Maybe I do, got a problem with that?"
"No, he is pretty hot."
"And he's from Canada."
"That's not necessarily a good thing. Simple Plan and Avril Lavigne are from Canada."
"Don't be dissin' Simple Plan. I happen to like them. Especially David, he's really hot."
"Yeah, he is."
"Okay, Pete, that's the second guy you just said was hot."
"I'm sorry that I happen to be very comfortable with my sexuality."
"Which is what?"
"Gay above the belt."
"What is that supposed to mean?"
"Well, Mrs. Stump, it means he thinks some guys are hot, but he wants to sleep with girls."
"Joe, never ever call her Mrs. Stump again. It makes me think of my mom."

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They walked back into the hotel, to see a man yelling at the woman behind the counter.
"I'm sorry sir, but the person you are looking for is over the age of 18, she is legally an adult and we cannot give out any information!"
"I want to speak to your manager!"
"Sir, please calm down."
Kiki froze in her spot when she realized it was her dad.
"Kiki, what's wrong?"
"Patrick, that's my dad."
"Holy shit, come on, let's go up to our room the back way."
But, it was too late, her dad noticed them.
"Kaida! What did you think you were doing?! You are coming back home right now!"
He grabbed Kiki's arm, but Patrick stepped in between them and pushed Kiki away from her dad.
"What do you think you're doing?"
"Getting your hands off my wife!"
"Wife?! You got married already?"
"Yes, Dad, I did!"
Kiki pulled the papers out of her bag.
"See, signed, authorized, everything it needs to prove I'm legally married to Patrick. See, Daddy, you can't do anything now!"
The anger and hate towards her father were just dripping off her words. Everyone was shocked when her dad slapped her across the face.
"No daughter of mine ever speaks to me that way!"
"Well, then, I guess I'm not your daughter anymore!"
"I guess not! So, say goodbye to your college career!"
"I never wanted to be a doctor anyway! It was all just part of your plan for me to be the perfect daughter for you to brag to your friends about!"
"Your mother and I always just wanted what's best for you."
"That is bullshit! You and Mom only care about yourselves! that's why I have to marry some 'nice Japanese boy' so that you won't be embarrassed!! Although, I don't know who would make it a big deal! You are so selfish and you have never ever let me make my own choice! Maybe I am making a mistake, but it was my decision, so please, just leave me alone!"
Her dad didn't even say anything else, he just walked out of the hotel. Kiki was hit with the realization that she just stood up to her dad, she broke down sobbing, and Patrick just wrapped his arms around her and let her cry into his shoulder. It was at that exact moment that he realized that he was in love with her and there was no way he was going to let her leave after the tour ended.

 

SOUTHPARK IS STILL AWESOME...LOL...OMG HE JUST KILLED KENNY!