Panic! At The Starship Killers Is... Taking Back Maroon 5's Fall Out Heroes Rejects

Patrick woke up the next morning and jumped slightly when he noticed that Kiki was lying next to him. All of a sudden, everything from last night came flooding back. 'Did I actually tell her I love her? Holy shit, I'm such a dumbass. Of course she isn't gonna think I meant it, we were both drunk. Dammit, I didn't even give her the ring!' "Hey you lovebirds, we have an interview in an hour!" "Pete get out of here!" "I already know what you guys did, we all heard you last night." Kiki blushed and reached her hand down to grab her clothes. She grabbed her jeans and was struck with an idea. She yanked her belt out of the loops and swung it at Pete. Unfortunately, Joe and Brynn were coming in the door at the same time, the belt hit Brynn, making her spill her coffee everywhere. "God, you fucking bitch! What is your problem?!" Everyone was shocked by her outburst. "Brynn, calm down, it was just an accident." "I doubt that! You know she doesn't like me Joe!" "What are you talking about? First of all, I was trying to hit Pete, and second of all, I do like you, I consider you and Shelby my close friends now." "Whatever you stupid gold-digging slut!" She turned and stormed out, leaving everyone else confused, and Kiki in tears. "Kiki, I swear, I have no idea why she doesn't like you. I'll go talk to her." Joe ran back out to talk to Brynn and Kiki just lay there crying. "What would make her call me that?" "Come on, just ignore it." "How can I just ignore the fact that she called me a gold-digging slut? You're sticking up for her?! Um, in case you forgot, I'm your wife!" "I just meant, is it really worth getting this upset over?" "I guess not." Kiki grabbed her clothes and as on her way to the bathroom when she heard Joe and Brynn yelling at each other. "What the fuck is your problem?!" "Patrick doesn't deserve her!" "How is that any of your business?!" "I should be with him!" "What?" "God, if you weren't spending all your time out getting stoned, you'd realize that I never loved you! I just agreed to go out with you to get closer to Patrick!" Kiki felt horrible for Joe, Brynn was breaking his heart and she didn't even care. "He's with Kiki now, he doesn't want you!" "That shows how much you know! He told me that as soon as he gets rid of Kiki, he wants to go out with me!" Kiki ran into the bathroom, where she could cry without anyone interrupting her. Little did she know, Brynn saw her watching and lied about Patrick wanting her. Brynn knew that Patrick loved Kiki, she just wanted to hurt him, since he didn't like her back. After about twenty minutes, there was a knock on the door. "Kiki?" "Yeah?" She wiped away her tears and managed to find her voice. "We gotta leave for our interview and I think my jacket's in there." "Yeah, I got it." She pulled Patrick jacket off of the door and a box fell out of the pocket. Kiki picked it up and wanted to die. It was a ring box, with the ring she had seen a month ago in it. She couldn't believe that Patrick would marry her when he obviously has someone else he wants to be with. A horrible thought flashed through her head, that broke her heart. Brynn was right, Patrick did want her. Kiki felt sick and vowed that she was gonna get back at Patrick. She stuck the ring in her own pocket and opened the door. "Thanks. I'll see you later." She cringed when Patrick leaned down an kissed her cheek, it was all just an act and it made her furious. Kiki turned back around and before she shut the door, she heard Patrick talking to Pete. "Oh my God, it's gone." "What?" "The ring! Holy shit." "Dumbass, you need to keep track of stuff like that!" "I know, but now what am I gonna do?" "Just tell her without it." "I can't do that! I had everything all planned out, I can't just not give it to her." "Well you better figure out something." Patrick started practically tearing the bus apart trying to find the ring. He had no idea what could have happened to it. He couldn't go back in, Kiki would ask what he was doing, so he decided to just wait until later that night to look for it more. Kiki couldn't help but smile at how frantic Patrick seemed about the ring. But that wasn't all, she had a bit more planned for Patrick, that she'd get started on as soon as they got back.

TO: BRENYG.

 

NO I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT EPISODE WITH KENNY...BUT...SNICKER SNICKER...THE ANGEL GET'S HIGH OFF OF THE MARKER!?!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL THAT'S HILARIOUS!

"So, do you like it?"
Kiki looked down at her ring. It was very simple, just a gold band with a diamond on it. It was nothing too fancy, there was one she liked better, with a pink diamond and sapphires, but she wouldn't let Patrick spend that much on her. They were only gonna be married for a couple months, there was no need for him to waste his money on her.
"Yeah, I'm just still kind of in shock that I'm married, and to you of all people. I mean, you should see my bedroom, it's covered with Fall Out Boy pictures and stuff!"
"Uh oh, Patrick, it looks like you ended up with a crazy fan girl."
"Pete, I am not a crazy fan girl. I just really like you guys, I do like other singers besides Patrick."
"Kiki, that hurts, you like someone else besides me?"
"Yes I do."
"Who is your favorite singer, besides me?"
"You actually think you're my favorite?!"
Kiki had to stifle a laugh when she saw Patrick's face.
"I'm just kidding! My favorite guy is either, you, of course, or Gerard Way. My favorite girl is split between Gwen Stefani and Amy Lee."
"That's a relief, okay, what's your favorite band."
"Well, after you guys, it's Three Days Grace, definitely."
"You probably just think Adam's hot."
"Maybe I do, got a problem with that?"
"No, he is pretty hot."
"And he's from Canada."
"That's not necessarily a good thing. Simple Plan and Avril Lavigne are from Canada."
"Don't be dissin' Simple Plan. I happen to like them. Especially David, he's really hot."
"Yeah, he is."
"Okay, Pete, that's the second guy you just said was hot."
"I'm sorry that I happen to be very comfortable with my sexuality."
"Which is what?"
"Gay above the belt."
"What is that supposed to mean?"
"Well, Mrs. Stump, it means he thinks some guys are hot, but he wants to sleep with girls."
"Joe, never ever call her Mrs. Stump again. It makes me think of my mom."

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They walked back into the hotel, to see a man yelling at the woman behind the counter.
"I'm sorry sir, but the person you are looking for is over the age of 18, she is legally an adult and we cannot give out any information!"
"I want to speak to your manager!"
"Sir, please calm down."
Kiki froze in her spot when she realized it was her dad.
"Kiki, what's wrong?"
"Patrick, that's my dad."
"Holy shit, come on, let's go up to our room the back way."
But, it was too late, her dad noticed them.
"Kaida! What did you think you were doing?! You are coming back home right now!"
He grabbed Kiki's arm, but Patrick stepped in between them and pushed Kiki away from her dad.
"What do you think you're doing?"
"Getting your hands off my wife!"
"Wife?! You got married already?"
"Yes, Dad, I did!"
Kiki pulled the papers out of her bag.
"See, signed, authorized, everything it needs to prove I'm legally married to Patrick. See, Daddy, you can't do anything now!"
The anger and hate towards her father were just dripping off her words. Everyone was shocked when her dad slapped her across the face.
"No daughter of mine ever speaks to me that way!"
"Well, then, I guess I'm not your daughter anymore!"
"I guess not! So, say goodbye to your college career!"
"I never wanted to be a doctor anyway! It was all just part of your plan for me to be the perfect daughter for you to brag to your friends about!"
"Your mother and I always just wanted what's best for you."
"That is bullshit! You and Mom only care about yourselves! that's why I have to marry some 'nice Japanese boy' so that you won't be embarrassed!! Although, I don't know who would make it a big deal! You are so selfish and you have never ever let me make my own choice! Maybe I am making a mistake, but it was my decision, so please, just leave me alone!"
Her dad didn't even say anything else, he just walked out of the hotel. Kiki was hit with the realization that she just stood up to her dad, she broke down sobbing, and Patrick just wrapped his arms around her and let her cry into his shoulder. It was at that exact moment that he realized that he was in love with her and there was no way he was going to let her leave after the tour ended.

 

SOUTHPARK IS STILL AWESOME...LOL...OMG HE JUST KILLED KENNY!