Noah (Jonah Hill) is a college student who has been suspended and now lives with his mom. After having a heated argument with his mother, he's lured into taking a babysitting job caring for the kids of Mrs. Pedulla: the stern and studious Slater (Max Records), no-nonsense wild child Blithe (Landry Bender) and Mafia-esque exchange student Rodrigo (Kevin Hernandez). Soon Noah is invited to a party to have sex with his girlfriend (Ari Graynor) and he soon becomes entangled with two psychopathic drug dealers and a wild chase through Manhattan.

Jonah Hill as Noah Jaybird
Miriam McDonald
Ari Graynor
Method Man
Max Records as Slater
Chris Collins as Brett Wesley
Dreama Walker as Stephanie
J.B. Smoove as Julio
Sean Patrick Doyle as Garv
D.W. Moffett as Doctor Pedulla
Eddie Rouse as Lounge Singer
Alex Wolff as Clayton
Landry Bender as Blithe
Ron Maestri as Affluent Party Goer
Lou Carbonneau as Maitre' D
Kevin Hernandez as Rodrigo
Sammuel Soifer as Benji Gillespie
Alysia Joy Powell as Suzy