Rising star of the year Emma Stone turned up at The Help premiere in a stunning, dreamy Chanel dress. I mean, Emma, can just stop? Because I'm starting to feel a bit, er, drab every time I look at you. Your make-up perfectly compliments the dress and I love how comfortable it looks. Like if I wanted to, I could lounge around on my scratchy couch on a Sunday afternoon, a cat on each arm, munching on tea and crumpets and pretending to be some sort of French courtesan. (Can kept women keep cats?)

I can also recommend some good balconies in which you can perform Shakespearean soliloquies, particularly the one from The Most Famous and Simultaneously Frustrating Love Story of All Time. Time to memorize your lines!

"Oh Romeo, Romeo... Wherefore art thou Romeo?"

Do you think Emma Stone is Looking Good?