lipstickprophets

Volume IV
Chapter 2.

Memorable pimp players who were imortalized in paintings commissioned by kings and popes.

This is a painting of the guys who put the "V" in vagina. These are the Rodrigaz boys who could make most ladies jump right out of their panties. The Rodrigaz boys were smooth and almost were noted for killing off the Moors in 1700's from an outbreak of Chlamydia and Herpes (simplex 7) ... These boys hoed out their little sisters, their best friends, their friend's friends, and even their friend's mother's former roommates from back in the day. These boys were pimp players from the word go. These boys flossed and flied all the local hood rats dropping the ill tip, all while on the back of a horse. Immortalized by the king of Spain, the Rodrigaz boyz ride into town to pick up their bitches for side tricks who had an appointment... several appointments by occuping soldiers who neded to get their freak on. Later, there would be an outbreak of El Sidz that would force these boys out of town. The Rodrigaz boys ended up in South America where they started several pyramid prostitution schemes.

Pictured here, are the shortest pimps in history. Back in the 1600's these wee the original Lollypop boys. These suave midgets charmed the likes of Marie Antoinette's great grandmother. (Who also had three breasteses.) The Lollypop boys were much like Famous Amous (Who used to leave a cookie as a calling card.) The Lollypop boys left candy and sometimes dressed up in freaky costumes using their lollypops as pimp tools of the trade. These pimps were actually twins and both of them had thirteen inch penises that they had to strap to their legs to keep if from draggin on the ground and shit. They had to be careful to be sure and consume a lot of candy because this would keep their blood pressure from dropping when they sprung wood. The pimp players provided short ones for most of the aristocracy in their locality. The Lollypop boys were known for their badass custom tailored outfits fashioned from Siberian albino tigers, and snow leopards. These boys were so cool they could wear cashmere when it was 110 degrees outside.

This is a historical allegory of Silky.
Silkey had all the fly skivies and hoodrats to boot. You can see in the painting how he could never shake these crazed ancient bitches. This is because Silky had the jimmy of death and once you got his disease, you could not shake the lure of Silky. Women would come out of nowhere and offer to lick his smooth silky hands because they looked like cloted cream. Silky was just gifted, he would meet a good girl from church and the next thing you know, she's turning tricks earning six digits...

This is the famous "No Bitch, I said Bring me my BREAD!" painting. Silky was a true pimp and Silky always got his money. If you didn't have Silky's money, he sent that bitch packin with a quick backhand. Silky didn't play.

This is 42nd street Moses. 42nd St, was the king of 42nd street in Athens, Greece. While most of the Greeks were bull jumping, or challenging Achillies to a foot race, or wrestling centaurs... Moses was whoring out their wives, daughters, and sons... (It's Greece) One day Moses left out to pick up one of his tricks from a bull dyke bitch lesbian named Medusa That was the last anyone had ever heard or seen from Moses, but one thing is for sure, That pimp was rock solid.

This is Big Peter Paul Pimp Player from Reuban street. PPPP had a penis so large he could use it as his pimp stick to slap people upside the head when he needed to degrade a motherfucker in public. PPPP had a candy bar named after him, but the original bar had to be reduced in size because to much candy would make even the Lollypop boys sick. If you ever had a king sized Peter Paul candy bar you know what I am talkin about. It ain't no Zag Nut I can tell you. Peter Paul's penis was removed and place in the Rose Catheredral's reliquary so that the pilgrims and nonbelievers could all witness the great powers that emanate from PPPP's gigantic jimmy.

It's the proverbial "Ah shit" moment that players from all over the place sympathze with.
This is one of those genre paintings of everyday life while pimping. "Uh oh, Looks like wee's got a problem!" Bitches were more solid back in the day. A good hoe back then used to be able to take on three or four johns before five in the morning, and then give birth and go right back to work. Bithces had work ethic back then. In the painting is Monty, entitled, "I got 99 problems and two bitches pictured with me." Monty ran the Alice in Wonderland circuit that was mainly a peep show where sailors could beat off behind a wall of glass for a few farthings,. It was pretty cool because just before the sailors would drop their wad two midgets would rush out from behind the glass and close the curtains. Then the sailors would be asked to deposit more money into a slot by the stage.... It was a quick money making scheme that Monty was able make a small fortune on that kept him in the latest style, and his hoes clean for higher paying clients.