Hottest Mess
Think you're the hottest mess in town? To celebrate my...more»
Think you're the hottest mess in town? To celebrate my saucy new book, we want to know which 5 of you lives up to the name. Tell us your most embarrassing story and if your tale of broken bikini tops, mid-hook up farts, or that time a Josh Groban CD slipped out of your backpack at a Kill Hannah concert tops the list, you'll win one of five personalized, autographed copies of my hit novel, "Hot Mess." Write it up in a journal and add your horror story to the contest group by 11:59 PST on July 22nd to compete for the title of Hottest Mess.
PS-- In case you're wondering, the first Pete Wentz reference is on page 6--I'm surprised I was able to wait that long!
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geting hot
So, this was a little time back, when i was in the 6th grade.It is one of the clasic mess because it involves a boy
Hottest Mess
One time when it was the last day of school in the 7th grade I was going off the diving board, and my top flipped
my mess is on fireeee
I get rides to school from my neighbor, or her super hot senior boyfriend, who i have said less than ten words to in my
my mess is on fireeee
I get rides to school from my neighbor, or her super hot senior boyfriend, who i have said less than ten words to in my
The Hottest Mess...
I do embarrassing stuff all the time. I'm constantly tripping, walking into doorframes, hitting my head, breaking stuff... but here are some other kinds of
Keeping my mouth shut
Well, a few years back, my band and I were playing a show at this restaurant that had a little basement bar. Back then, we
ha talk about hot messes.
I'll make a numbered list of the maaany time's i made a fool of myself in public.
1. We had a musical for "school house rock"
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I was walking down the street with two of my friends and there were these two guys that I know that were pretty cool. We
just when I thought things were getting good...
My senior year of high school we did a musical called, How to Succeed in Business without really trying. I always had to pin
90 Degrees + Pool + Boys = Disaster
I went over my friends house a few days before school ended. We all hung out by the pool, until her neighbors Erik and Ryan













