Your girlfriend/boyfriend is now a zombie,what do u do?

stiched4life Aug 05, 2012

The love of your life(I don't mean just sombody you sorta like)is a zombie
U discover this while on your way to bring he/her their anniversary gift(cause u just love em that much).when u open the door your once love is now a groaning lumbering zombie. As it comes at u trying to make u into a lovable snack u have seconds to react.....

	As your once love comes at you,growling and no longer the one you love,u grab your 12gage shotgun and shoot it point blank.hey now u won't have to worry about your mother in law.
	As the zombie comes at you....you can't help help but think how cute they are. The zombie attacks and precedes in butting you. Hey maybe it won't be so bad after all their not that decayed and u could totally rome the countrie side together. Ohh and she's totally only giving u love bites,that's why there bleeding profusely.
	As your once love comes at you....you freak out and close the door. You can hear it tearing at the door behind you. But hey no biggie. You throw the present in the bushes and make your merry way down the street. Leaving your once love to the poor sap who discovers her/him.

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Your girlfriend/boyfriend is now a zombie,what do u do?

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