Falloutfry's Buzznet Originals Profile

...So I think I'll sit down and blindfold myself until it all blows over.
Original textures by:
SolStock @ DeviantArt
and SheisprettyStock @ DeviantArt
Shutter clicked by:
My little brother
Okay, you can't tell in this picture, but that window is two stories up and leads to a sheer drop to a tile floor. Read also:... Read More

The world can be so tiresome.

A frightened mannequin.

Yes, Kill Hannah. This picture is the image I always had in my head while listening to this song.
It sucks because I had a spot on my lens, so it fell out of focus, and not being able to afford the D3, my bokeh sucks. I can't imagine a... Read More

Product of boredom.
I made the silhouette from a stock image on deviant art: http://longstock.deviantart.com/art/Rain-7-98002384
But seriously. The wind is the worst part of Autumn.

This cat looks all pretty and nice, but it's a demon. She'll come right up to you and nuzzle you, but if you try to pet her, she hisses and bites like a psychopath.
She belongs to some neighbors up the street, but she thinks she owns my backyard. Pretty funny.

Darth Vader in drag, yo.
Drag Vader?
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BUZZNET!!

Unedited. Isn't it amazing what happens when you turn off the flash and vibration reduction?

The latest addition to my portfolio.
Fact: I was not wearing an ounce of makeup when I took this. Should my next photoshop tutorial be on how to do this?

Candid shot, obviously, or that adorable little boy would be making a cuter face.
oh ya, ALL SIZES.

Anybody else here watch a lot of Fairly Odd Parents when they were kids?
Oh ya, the photo. This is the Ventura Pier. Parts of the movie Little Miss Sunshine were actually shot here. I considered calling this picture "Fuck Beauty Pageants," but I'll save that for another one.

Trashed Teens Week 53: Halloween.
Ya, I'm being cheap, because this is an outtake from an older shoot, but I already did a Halloween picture.
Proof.

ALL SIZES, BITCHES.
Model: jesisbogus.buzznet.com
It's like Little Red Riding Hood meets the Lemon Generation...

Ladies and gentlemen.... THE FUCK BLANKET!!! Hand-crocheted by my lovely mother.

Finding salvation.
If only it were this easy.
all sizes looks better.

Because of a traumatic childhood experience regarding acorns being pelleted at my head, I hate squirrels with a passion.
I believe this photo successfully captures the malice.

(all sizes)
Thank god for photoshop, because god knows LA doesn't give us leaves that look anything like this. The picture on the far left is the original, then as they go further right, they go further into Autumn.
TRASHED TEENS WEEK 52: AUTUMN.

My mom taught herself how to crotchet. This is the finish product.

"I'll blow my brains out through my nose."
Fuck whoever made Buzzlulz leave.

There were even more people behind us. The turnout was great. Thousands of people. Some of them were transvestite fat guys dressed as Little Bo Peep!
For anyone who don't know, AIDS Walk is a 10 kilometer walk throughout LA to raise awareness of AIDS. Walkers who register (like me =D)... Read More