Buzznet Originals

Yes friends... It is that time once again!

I am dropping most of the dead weight out of my profile so I can make room for better friends. To be quite honest, I have had a lot of shitty friends. If you are reading this and you were deleted from my profile, I placed you in this catagory. (Don't feel bad, you can attempt to be my friend again durring the open enrolment period.)

Recently I have stopped adding friends, as this is not the open enrollment period. I am presently keeping a three week window available in the month of November for new potential friends and acquaintances, so if you have a chance to mark this on your calendar, please be sure and do so.  For many of my friends out there, I know how you must feel being deleted from my profile, but this must happen to make room for more productive friends. These are friends who actually take the time to say hey or buzz my profile every so often. Borderline friends are staying on board as temps so that I can further evaluate their panache and their post response prowess.

Some of my friends that have just been lurking... You motherfuckers are treading on thin ice. (Consider this your first and last warning.)You can either start posting some responses, stalking, and getting with the snark, or it is time to move on. Please do not take up valuable friend space, it's a waste of space and a waste of time. These are the new rules I have laid out and you are just going to have to learn some good friend skills to stay on board.

The Paypal option will be added as a feature for friends who think that they might be borderline. I will allow donations of five dollars a week until the borderline friends can get their shit together.

This concludes my friend clean-up announcment.