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It's funny when you lose a relationship.
All those things you overlooked come back to drive you crazy.
Whatever pardons or annoyances you had with someone,
they just rush back and you want to spend all night screaming
it at them but on the other hand you say they aren't worth it.
Yeah well, you are worth it, but I'm not gonna do it.
The last word won't matter when the whole time
you wanted them spilling down someone else's lips.
I'm not stupid, just selectively blind.
It's weird to feel you're over something
and then some kind of blow comes back
and for some reason it really hits you hard.
It's over but the fact you weren't the one they wanted in the first place still stings.
There are sometimes I want to hear you say it's not true.
There are sometimes I want to burn this bridge from both sides with you in the middle.
Sometimes I'm on top of the world,
and the next minute I'm down quicker than your back against her mattress.
But I'm not choking on words you should've eaten.
I got hands to hold and friends to fall on.
I got more than you could ever hope for.
Just remember when you're shaking and sweating
and it's cold and hot at the same time
and you're tossing and turning with those bruises and
itches and you can't sleep,
I'm that fever you can't sweat out.

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku. 

while researching this week's movie i came across an amazing discovery: an unreleased song that was recorded, but never used in the film or soundtrack. see, hanging out in the dumpsters behind major movie studios isn't such a waste of time, after all! and now, without further ado, i present the lyrics to "i don't want to be a fish", as sung by ariel from the little mermaid (which was suggested ages ago by tigressanele)!

i don't want to be a fish

at night i wish
upon a star
that one day, i'll be able to drive a car
and run down the beach, and laugh and play
and not get my cheeks pinched by my aunt manta ray
every night, i ask for this simple wish
please, oh please, i don't want to be a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiishhhh

dochebaggy sharks are no fun
not to mention the fact that my mascara always runs
oh, i don't like being a fish

i dream of walking on the land
i'm tired of these octopii raiding my garbage cans
i don't want to be a fish

please dear neptune, i don't bother you often
i just don't want to have to marry a dolllllllphinnn

hey, evil sea witch, i'll make you a deal
i'll trade a pair of legs for my pet baby seal
oh, i don't want to be a fish

i'm tired of being cold and living in darkness
plus i don't want to end up like my cousin in a can of starkist
i don't want to be a fish

yes, the ocean is my home, and i'll miss my loved ones
but i'd like to have a seat at the x games, just once
i have just one wish
i don't want to be.....aaaaa.......fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiishhhh.

the little mermaid

a singing fish girl

wants to live above the waves

her best friend has fins

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...

Due to an *almost* celebrity sighting I had today and the QOTD, I feel the necessity to teach you had to successfully creep someone out.

Why is creeping someone out important, you may ask? Not only does it bring you lulz but it gives you great practice for when you become a stalker. In comparison, Edward Cullen will seem like the greatest person ever.

Scenario:

You're sitting next to someone and you think they're hot. Instead of gaining the courage to talk to them, you...

Stare: for best results try one of these methods (1) stare without blinking or looking away until that person can feel your eyes on them. When they look at you, continue to stare. (2) Stare until they look up and then quickly look away. Do this repeatedly until they know without doubt that you are watching them.

Forget about all personal boundaries: Sit too close, breath on them, try to read what their text messages...you get the idea. I guarentee you'll get a reaction whether they scoot away or tell you to BTFU.

Pretend you know them: This one is more difficult to do, but if you know anything about them, even if its just their name, you could come across as a stalker.

Follow them where ever they go: This one is my personal favorite. There is nothing funnier than to see the "WTF is she following me?" face. Don't make it obvious that you're following them (unless its night) and just show up everywhere they go. This works better in public places like malls, schools or the general downtown area. It will keep them confused and just when they begin to think that you are actually following them, disappear.

Talk about weird and disturbing things: Inappropriate jokes may work, but its more fun to get creative. Asking questions like hey where are you going to be at 9?, how many cats do you think get run over a day?, have you seen my pocket knife, etc. are great ways to scare anyone.

Remember these tips the next time you're in a movie theater, on the bus or just about anywhere.

I leave you with this:

"I am a Believer & not ashamed to say it! Let's see how many people on FB are willing to repost this confessing their love for God & Jesus as our Savior. Each time you see this on someone's status, pray for them. Rise up & boldly take back this country for God! Occupy til His return. If you agree, copy & paste this in your status update."

Faith and Religion and general I've always been skeptical about always. I love having deep conversations about it though..but I'd love to hear thouhts and comments..be them non-believer or true believer.
Please. Have respect for other other peoples views, if I see peopel trying to convert people...ew just gross.

Maybe you'll wake up one day,
Regret the fact that you didn't stay
Or do the things you swore you would
and realize leaving never did any good.

Maybe you'll think of me and the love
(I thought) we shared
Or remember how you never cared
Enough to hear what I had to say
Before you went and ran away.

Maybe you'll get the nerve to make the call
You never made, but you'll still stall
And convince yourself to put down the phone
But stare at it for hours, home alone.

Maybe you'll wonder if I still feel the same,
Wonder why I never came
To see you when you were back in town
For Christmas, even though you never came around.

Maybe you'll come home for good,
Finally do all the things you said you would,
With your hear filled with love, knock on my door
Only to find I'm not waiting anymore.