Don't be put off by her user name -
VaginalDischarge - Jerry's one of the greatest writers I've encountered here on Buzznet. She writes brilliant reviews and her rants always have legit arguments, the use of a very extensive vocabulary and that particular "ZEZANG!" element that keeps you wanting more.
She's obscene, witty and has no use for censorship. Her hatred for almost everything makes her posts extremely interesting and even though they're lengthy, they never, ever get tedious or tiresome.
For example, her review on her
2007 live music experiences is top quality and worthy of a magazine article...
"Twas a year of rib breaking moshpits, rockstar gropage, cocktails of other people's sweat and bodily fluids, and annoying underage scenesters of the feminine persuasion. 2007 was, undoubtedly, the year of the live show."
Not only that, she has a great, unique and very distinct sense of humor!
Now tell me, who would write a journal like
this?...
"Periods are a great excuse to get out of anything unpleasant. Few authority figures will question you if you use "women troubles" as an excuse to avoid something, especially if they're male. God knows I used this excuse a few times in Health and Physical Education in high school, notably to avoid doing high jump. Just don't use it more than once a month, or things could get slightly suspicious."
No one in their right mind would write that! JERRY'S A SICK INDIVIDUAL
Her
Soundwave review was extremely entertaining...
"At this point I had pretty much the most pwnful vegetarian food that I've ever had the pleasure of consuming. Coming from a Hare Krishna stall, I stuffed my half sunburnt face with Mixed Vegetable Curry, and these little vegetable balls that were the equivalent of a tastebud orgasm, kofta balls. Whilst doing so I watched Kevin Devine play, and after his voice initally almost induced bleeding ears on my part, I got into his music. Very political, and I was amused when he dedicated a song about narcotics to a birthday girl."
She goes where no one else goes and she keeps everyone on their toes.
