These “Blursed” Images Will Make You Pause And Ask A Lot Of Questions
If you’ve been around on the internet you may have heard of blessed and cursed images. Combine those and you have “blursed” images. The term is the living embodiment of contradiction. It’s the full-throttle feeling of being happy you woke up in time for work, but realizing it’s the weekend. It’s every line from Alanis Morissette’s song “Ironic.”
Looking at these blursed images will make you pause, reflect on everything you know in life, and leave you with more questions than answers. It’s a wild world out there and we’re not ready for all the weird stuff it holds.
This Extremely Hot Dog, Seriously, White Hot
Who said hotdogs couldn’t live up to their name? Not this welder or machinist, that’s for sure. When they fired up their furnace they were thinking about nothing other than piping hot dogs. This is called letting your personal life impact your work.
This photo is blursed because yes, the hotdog is in fact way too hot and there’s no reason for this to exist. But on the other hand, isn’t it actually sort of beautiful and a once in a lifetime kind of thing? Feel however you want about it, as long as you don’t take a bite of this forbidden food.
Let’s Give A Hand To The Artist Who Thought This Blursed Thing Up
Humans are obsessed with adding faces to stuff — it’s why the movie Cars has two sequels and Stephen King’s Christine only has one. Here’s a blursed hand that maybe shouldn’t have gotten a face.
In all honesty, it’s beautiful and well-crafted but it’s also possibly the scariest thing you’ve seen all day and now your dreams are going to be filled with them. We’ll all have nightmares that they’ll be standing behind us in line at the grocery gazing thoughtfully at our produce. Terrifying.
Square Eggs Are The First Thing You See In Heaven And Heck
There are 100 ways to cook an egg and this shouldn’t be one of them. Welcome to your new favorite nightmare and the proof that science has maybe gone too far. Ladies and gentlemen, the square egg. Please hold your applause until after it’s been properly salted.
If you think we’re yolking around, we’re not. This egg comes as part of a holy trinity of other monstrous eggs with the “family-sized” egg and the “long” egg. You can use your imagination as to what those creatures look like.
But Wouldn’t This Spaghetti Taste Amazing?
Spaghetti has been though a lot since people are constantly coming up with new ideas for noodles. Spaghetti was blursed the moment “zoodles” became a thing and we started seeing vegetable spiralizers being sold on The Shopping Channel. This is just another chapter in the blursed spaghetti saga.
Hear us out — baked beans, fries, and meatballs would actually taste amazing. Okay, it won’t taste like spaghetti, but when has that ever stopped us from eating anything? Just think of it as deconstructed chili fries.
Someone Created This Blursed Lego Display And It’s Concerning
We’ve all had bad days at work. Maybe you’re serving and you spill soda on yourself and the diners and you have to go into the back to cry. It happens. This retail worker decided that they would take their bad day out on the display they were creating for their children’s entertainment store.
Of all the books to make giant decorative Lego display versions of, this is the worst one. Now every kid that walks in will have to undergo an existential crisis.
Let’s Go Get This Tattoo Removed!
We’ve been told that with great power comes great responsibility. We all need to remind ourselves of this mantra so we can be careful with our actions and words every day. The tattoo artist who picked up his tattoo gun should have listened to his instinct before creating this blursed Mario tattoo.
Unfortunately, no one took two seconds to think and now it’s a permanent reminder. Hopefully, this guy ordered some sweaters when he got home.
This Muffin Just Bit Me
When making blueberry muffins the key ingredients are blueberries, flour, and sugar. If your recipe says “essence of hamster” then you should skip that step because that’s just a terrifying addition. When this person was baking they accidentally knocked over an entire container of hamster soul into their muffins and ended up with this blursed image.
We’re confused the longer we stare at this photo. On the one hand, we’re happy this muffin looks so cute. But on the other hand, we’re concerned why it looks so cute. Is this a fluke or is a tiny hamster trapped in there?
Not Quite The Way Privacy Settings Work
When you hear about all the techy stuff Facebook is doing and all the information they’re gathering it makes sense to have your own privacy concerns. Most people dive right into the privacy settings and try to figure out a way to max them out, while others take a more holistic approach.
You tell them, you tell them good. She’s absolutely right that Facebook will not be printing off stuff from her computer. She must know something we don’t about Facebook’s terms and conditions to find this loophole.
This Missed Connection That Wasn’t
We all need a friend in our time of need. That little text that offers love and support when you’re feeling down can mean so much. It can come from the most unexpected people that you never thought you would reach out to. Really, you didn’t expect it in 100 years.
Now, are they here to pick her up physically or emotionally because they can do both. Sometimes a long 10-minute drive to the club with a stranger is all you need to clear your head.
Another Hot Dog Because It’s A Blursed Muse
Blursed images have found their home in an unlikely muse — the hotdog. Its bold cylindrical shape and rubbery texture inspire both happiness and sickness. Eating them will do that too.
If you haven’t tried it you should. It would probably taste great and be a good alternative to a regular dog if you were watching your carbohydrate intake. This is a blursed version of “animal style” at In-N-Out and we respect its chaotic and delicious energy.
This Wario Has Had Enough Of Being Compared To Mario
We all laugh and play in the Mario universe not thinking about the inner conflicts the characters must be going through. Toad is constantly overworked building castles, Peach is always being kidnapped, and Luigi is always overshadowed by his more famous brother. But Wario has it the worst for sure.
This Wario is done being an alternate version of Mario and has decided to become the terrifying beast he imagines himself. This blursed figure is fantastically constructed but sends shivers down our spine.
Link Weighs Exactly This Much And It’s Not Okay With Us
Video game fans are used to bugs in the game, physics that don’t make sense, and environments that don’t quite seem possible. But this blursed image went way too far. Designers of the Legend of Zelda made link weigh exactly 7 apples and 2 spicy peppers and we feel so weird about it.
According to this scale, Link weighs roughly 4 pounds. He’s been saving princesses, journeying, and fighting bad guys while weighing the same as a can of soup. That’s amazing, but Link what are you doing?
They Don’t Make Pizza Cutters As Medieval As They Used To
Isn’t it frustrating living in the age of consumerism where you can’t trust that anything you buy will last you 5 years? Remember that can opener you bought when you moved 6 months ago — you’re now onto its third iteration and can vaguely recall the sound of its original version opening cans.
Welcome to a kitchen tool that won’t let you down ever. Seriously, it will probably outlast you before it ever fails to cut your pizza. Too bad you don’t have much control over what shape it cuts your pizza into. Luckily, pizza still tastes delicious when it’s shredded.
For People Who Pass On The Healthy
It’s easy nowadays to go a whole day without eating something that was recognizably alive at one point. Sure, that pepperoni pizza and twinkie combo at lunch tastes delicious, but can you remember the last time you saw pizza growing on trees? That’s because pizza trees are an endangered species like this blursed watermelon cake.
This is the perfect cake for someone who likes the idea of fruit. They thought of a watermelon, smiled, then reached for this blursed imitation.
Family Vacation To Smackdown Town
You’re at the beach with your family on your annual family vacation living it up and having a fantastic time. You’re having such a great time that you want to stop and commemorate the family memories by taking a great photo. Jumping? Sure! Stretch a little so you can high-kick your sister’s face.
Fantastic photo execution, but poor finish. We’ll give this a 4/10 for artistry but a 10/10 on the blursed image scale. If they work hard and practice they can make nationals next year with those ratings.
The Eternal Battle You Forgot About
It’s a tough cold world out there full of heroes and villains and the recent feuds between fast-food restaurants on Twitter and exposing them. Here are two players in a fast-food war as old as time that will make you question your morals.
This is blursed because it’s the truth — it’s the battle we all have to choose between every time we decide to pick up food instead of cooking. Now that it’s right in front of our eyes we can’t ignore it. Especially because Ron’s hair is gorgeous.
Her Dogs Are Barking After Walking All Day In These
If you’ve watched Forrest Gump you know that shoes say a whole lot about a person. They tell strangers where you’ve been, what your life is like, and how much gum is in that parking lot you just crossed. This woman’s shoes say way too much because they’re literally barking.
It’s incredible that the designer was able to make these and get them past PETA, but we’re really wishing they didn’t. We have so many questions about why and how, but none of them are about where we can order these.
It’s Raining Bread
When you’re a student in art school and you’re trying to make something the world has never seen before sometimes it helps to draw inspiration from your everyday life. The grocery store is selling WonderBread at 20 loaves for $10? Perfect.
Here we have a bathroom infested with slices of bread and it’s blursed. It’s a really cool project but definitely one that makes us feel uncomfortable. This photo is the most blursed thing since sliced bread.
Glad You Had Fun Playing, Dear
Parenting might just be encountering the worst and learning to deal with it over and over again. Sure, you’re proud your kid was finally able to learn how to play the piano after you’ve been buying them lessons for years, but it’s too bad they only know how to play one song. This mom had to face the blursed when her kid came back from playing.
We’re all happy this kid looked like they had a good time, but the result is a child who will be leaving muddy footprints an inch thick on the ground for a week.
This Is Hands Downey The Cringest One
If you haven’t played the celebrity lookalike game you need to because the results are hilarious and will have you staring into a mirror trying to trace back your cheekbones to your twin Cameron Diaz. All you need is a face to play. Or at least a palm, like this person discovered.
Sure. Honestly, sure. Why wouldn’t the palm of a hand with a smiley face drawn on look like Robert Downey Jr? We see no difference between the beginning and end. Though something is off we just can’t put our finger on what.