These Hilariously Brutal Breakup Messages Will Give The Heartbroken PTSD

Breakups are one of the toughest emotional situations to go through. You might have a feeling beforehand that your significant other is going to call it quits, but the hope inside of you lingers on. Then you get hit with the “Babe, we have to talk.” Now your heart begins to race, and you don’t know what to expect next. In a fairytale world, they’d confess their love for you. Well, this is real life, and some people are straight up savages with the way they call an end to their romantic relationships. Here are the some most brutal (and a little hilarious) breakup messages.

At Least They Were Considerate

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If pizza is one of your favorite dishes, then this breakup has to be one of the most bittersweet things you’ve ever seen. On one hand, you get to chow on some delicious cheese pizza. On the other hand, you’re now single and maybe sick to your stomach.

At least the culprit behind this evil plan was a little bit considerate leaving the newly single some pizza to cry into. Did he or she have the delivery guy write that on the box or did they hand them the pizza in person? Either way, this is savage.

Wait until you see a breakup note written on a car!