EW WHY? Adam Levine’s Fragrance Ad Is Dumb And Paula Deen Needs To Stop #NorthWest
^ my feelings about this week in celebrity news.
First things first: Kim K. and Kanyay (rhyming KKKs!) named their child (a living breathing human being also known as a miracle) after the one of the cardinal directions that can point someone to the nearest Taco Bell, North West.
A few “EW WHYs” ago I informed y’all of Julianne Moore and Kim Kardashian’s shoe/feet problems, so I feel obligated to continue to bring you the latest in celeb-webbed-toe-nasty news. This week, it’s the king of podiatric problems and Arrowsmith front man, Steven Tyler. The blue polish is NOT helping, bro.
In other non-surprising news, Adam Levine thinks he’s cooler than everyone else! The “super edgy” and “rock n’ roll” host of the network TV singing competition show, “The Voice” has a new fragrance. But it’s better than the rest, seriously!
It turns out that America’s reigning queen of butter is a lil’ racist.
My final “ew” goes out to Death, who took James Gandolfini away from us at 51. We shall eat cannolis in your honor, gumba.
Did anything gross you guys out this week?