Question Of The Day: 8 Movies For The Second Coming Of The Messiah

Does anyone know if Jebus is supposed to be coming back on 21 December? I don’t remember if that’s a thing or not. Or is it Xenu? Anyway, if anyone comes back, we are going to need to entertain them, right? Whatever shall we do?

Yay Snacks!

Actually, let’s all go to your bunker. You know, the bunker that we have been stockpiling for the last few days with food, people, and music. Since we are still in horde mode, let’s talk about movies. We have to keep whomever is coming to the end of the world party occupied, right?

Maybe we can all watch YouTube clips of those weird sounds in the sky or something.


Or we can watch videos of my online boyfriend, JuzRich, his BFF, and Winston:


I think if Rich did a video blog about the end of the world, my two current worlds/interests would collide and pretty much this would be me:

Hey, don’t get mad at me. There are plenty of “OVARIES” GIFS all over Tumblr and like, only two testicle themed ones. That’s right, I LOOKED and the “testicles” tag on Tumblr is very NSFW.

Let’s talk about movies! Here is what I would take with me to my bunker of solace:

  1. Le Planete Sauvage
  2. The Brothers Quay Collection
  3. Mushi Shi – Live Action
  4. Children of Men
  5. Spirited Away
  6. Milo & Otis
  7. Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
  8. Flash Gordon (Anything)

Which eight movies would you take with you?