Question of the Day: Things Your Mom Taught You

Yesterday, we had a little chat about things that our dear ol’ pappies taught us. Today, it’s time to talk about our mommies. Sadly, this isn’t a trending topic on Twitter 🙁

Lory’s mom

My mommy is a speshul bird of sorts. I didn’t know her for a long time and then I did and it has been fun ever since. Mostly she just harasses me on Instagram and we text every now and then. She believes in a lot of junk that I don’t but she’s very cool about all that stuff.

She used to get on my case about not being into Jebus but then I told her that there wasn’t anything that she could say to “turn” me so she just left it at that. She also doesn’t care that I am big gay and she makes me food all the time. She taught me that even though people are different from each other in a lot of ways, we all just deserve hugs and foods and nothing should matter as long as you aren’t an asshat about it.

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So what about you? What snazzy things has your ma’am taught you? Let’s talk about mommies today! Yay!