Question of the Day: In A Perfect World, There Would Be No _____ ?

Hypotheticals, oh how I love thee. I also hate you, but that’s just because I hate everything I love. I’m complicated! Not really. I’m actually pretty simple and I really don’t require much. In a perfect world, this would be me:

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When I think about it, I am pretty self centered. I don’t mean that in a bad way, it’s more of a “just me and Moo” kind of way, because that’s pretty much all that’s in my life. I make time for my friends and my family when I can and that is often, but I really don’t have to worry about anything else because I am just one man and his Moo dog.

In a perfect world, everything that mattered to me would be contained in a house I built in the mountains and there would be a general store not that far from where I could weird stuff like vegan proteins and hugs. I don’t really want anything else.

What about you? What would be in your perfect world? Don’t say anything that makes me mad