Question of the Day: What’s the Biggest Lie You’ve Ever Told?
The internet says that it’s National Tell A Lie Day and I am very inclined to believe it. Even if it wasn’t true, it would still be in the spirit of things.
Here are some lies for you:
I don’t think this ever happens.
or this ^^
Not really a Wampa
Okay. I think I am done here. Let’s talk about lies. I don’t think I’ve ever told CRAZY lies that ended up with secrets being in the hands of our nation’s enemies or anything like that. I used to forge my mom’s signature pretty well and that’s how I managed to pass the 6th grade. Oh and I used to tell people I was straight, but it’s not like anyone really believed that fairy tale anyway.
Other than that, I think I’ve been pretty honest with people. If I messed up, I claimed ownership of my boo boo and went from there. I’ve made some pretty big boo boo times but we don’t need to get into the tale of the many hearts I’ve broken.
Now it’s your turn. If your lie is too juicy for even Maury, tell us something else. Anything. I don’t care what it is. You are the boss. You are also NOT THE FATHER. GO!
What’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told?