We Are Already Infected

You have to facethe awful truth:one daythe shambling zombie hordes willdescend upon usripping your friendsand familylimb from limbor worse,infecting them with thezombie virus(created by anunchecked multinationalcorporationwho placed profitsabove human lifewhile working on asecretgovernmentcontract)meaning you mightbe forced to shootthem in the head.

But enough about that.

This is the awful truth:on that daythere will only beso manymallsto go around.Call dibs on the onewith the best storeswhile there is still time.