Jack White is Producing Insane Clown Posse and Mozart, Together (No, But Really)

I’m not sure if this is the third or fifth sign of the apocaplype but here’s what is happening (according to the press release from Third Man records):

Mozart wrote a little-known piece in 1782 called “Leck Mich Im Arsch” which literally translates to “Lick Me In The Arse” (cheeky little bugger, that Wolfgang). Rather than let this hidden gem disappear into the cobwebs of musical history, Jack White has decided to bring this musical masterpiece back with the help of who else but…Insane Clown Posse. Yes, rejoice ‘los and ‘lettes, the Clown Love is strong in Jack’s heart, and he has tapped your boys Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope to add their Faygo-glazed lyricism to Mozart’s not yet classic tune.

So…this is happening and I have nothing else to say about it. Please enjoy these images of the inside of my brain instead: