Holy Foods
In honor of Palm Sunday and the start of Holy week, I am going on a holy diet. ‘What’s that’ you say?Oh, It’s just this new diet where I only eat foods that Jesus shows up in, like these:
Jesus Pancake Crunchy Christ Toast Juicy Jesus Orange Our Father Dumpling Chicken Tender Jesus Jesus Naan Bread Crispy Jesus Fishstick Crucified Cheeto Heavenly Father Ice Cream Christ Crisps Jesus Carpenter Cheeto Jesus Banana Jesus Tortilla