George Takei Should Be Broadway’s Spiderman

So, the Spiderman musical Turn Off the Dark is becoming somewhat legendary in its complete and utter fail. Despite having millions of dollars dumped into the production, music by Bono and The Edge of U2 and (formerly) Broadway hitmaker Julie Taymore at the helm, the musical has yet to open to the public. Delays have been due to poor critical reviews and, even worse, multiple injuries to the cast due to malfunctions in the apparatus used for the high-flying stunts.

Is it possible to save Turn off the Dark? Well, I think so! And you know how? WITH GEORGE TAKEI:

Remember, kids: George Takei fixes EVERYTHING.