Hipster Princesses? Psh, the Cool Thing Now is Hipster SUPERHEROINES

So, all the way back in February we were into Hipster Disney Princesses. But now they’re too mainstream because they showed up on Buzznet and everyone’s like “OMG, I love Hipster Princesses!”

Poseurs.

ANYWAY, the new cool thing was created by Chris Simms (of ISB fame) in a blog for Comics Alliance: Hipster Superheroines.

There’s Hipster Wonder Woman:

Hipster Jean Grey:

Hipster Zatanna (she casts spells by speaking backwards. Hilarious):

Hipster Scarlet Witch (her dad is Magneto, it’s no big deal)

Hipster Power Girl:

And Hipster Fire. She’s a DC heroine, I’m sure you’ve never heard of her:

If you want to get in on this trend, Simms has also provided blank templates of each girl.

But wait, if you get in on the trend, it’ll go mainstream. And it won’t be cool anymore.

WAIT. JUST WRITING THIS UP AND PUTTING IT ON BUZZNET IS GOING TO MAKE IT MAINSTREAM.

QUICK, EVERYONE, FORGET YOU READ THIS! RIGHT NOW!

Damn. It.