Why my Christmas was SO. DAMN. AWESOME.
My Christmas was amazing. amazing. I shall now recall the highlight of my goddamn life.
Okay, rewind to Christmas day. Everyone’s there – ‘everyone’ being my mum, dad, stepdad and sister – and my mum announces that she’s forgotten a present for me under the tree. She pulls out this huge box which got me wondering. Shoes? What? CURSE YOU MYSTERIOUS BOX!
Anyway, I unwrap the damn thing and the box is filled with… I don’t really know what it was, like wood shavings or some shit like that, along with an apple, orange and banana.
I WAS CONFUSE.
Digging my way through the forest of shavings and fruit, until I finally found an envelope. wut wuz this mysterious envelope???~~
I’ve gotta admit, I opened the envelope like some kind of wuss because for whatever reason I thought something SRSLY IMPORTANT was inside and if I ripped it the world would cave in on itself or something stupid.
ANYHOOO, inside the envelope was THIS BEAST
HELL. TO. THE. YEAH!
To prove my happiness, I did indeed start crying like a small child, but we won’t dwell on that.
I AM GOING TO SEE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE. YEAH! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH.
I would go on forever celebrating but there’s only so much bold, CAPS LOCK and italics that people can put up with.
MA CHRISTMAS WAS SO AWESOME!
How was yours?!