Unicorns are Assholes
I feel so betrayed. Here I had thought unicorns were beautiful creatures of magic and light! I thought they spent their days leaping about meadows and chasing butterflies and trying to avoid being eaten by Lady Gaga.
But alas, I was wrong. Because as it turns out, Unicorns are Jerks.
Luckily, C.W. Moss has provided us with illustrations to show the sort of jerk-like behavior unicorns are prone to.
Like creating and editing his own Wikipedia page
Walking his child on a leash
Hoping his son isn’t gay
And then sacrificing his son to a higher power
And possibly most heinous, bringing a guitar to a party and being THAT GUY
You can see even more examples of unicorn jerk-dom (though I’ll be honest, the “abusing his wife” and “being a pedophile” thing played for laughs? Made me more than a little uncomfortable) at C.W. Moss’s homepage.
Has a unicorn ever been a jerk to you?
