How to Deliver the Perfect Oscar Speech: A Rhetorical Guide

There will be blubbering and blathering and blabbering at the Oscar podium tonight. Then, after 45 seconds, the music shall swell and, like nursing home attendants, elegant women will lead the winners to their backstage pasture. Elocutionists actors often are but orators are they only rarely. The standard Oscar speeches is

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