Patrick Stump Goes To Jail
Meet your new musical crime boss, Buzznet!
Actually…cancel the signs. Because he’s already been released on bail. “But what,” you ask, “could have gotten him arrested in the first place?” Drugs? Booze? Illicit sex with a little-known blogger?
Nah. He just got busted for driving without a license. But as we know, it’s a slipperly slope into rock and roll depravity. First the drinking, then the jail time and then you’re doing blow off the chest of a teenage girl who’s name you don’t remember.
Personally, I’m blaming Gabe Saporta. Because he can make the good girls go bad, who’s to say he can’t do the same thing to the good boys?
UPDATE: DID SOMEBODY SAY “MUGSHOT?”
UPDATE THE SECOND: Straight from the new Crown Prince of Crime’s mouth:
“All I really have to say is ignorance of the law isn’t innocence…I didn’t want to give up my Illinois driver’s license and was unaware that was a crime. It is, by the way, in the state of California. Lesson learned. I technically broke a law, so technically I deserve whatever I get. But man, is my mom gonna be pissed.”