A Rallying Cry Against Stupid Helmets
So RedEye, a subsection of the Chicago Tribune, is having a tournament to find the Best Superhero Ever. The first round matches are ending on Friday and I’m taking this chance to put out a rallying cry.
I don’t care if you vote more than once in the entire thing. I don’t care if even like the other superheroes or heroines involved. The only thing I care about is this:
Yeah, sure, he’s the God of Thunder and all that. Good for him. But Thor, you total N00B, Buffy has beaten gods before!
And so you’ve got a helmet. Big damned deal. Buffy’s got trendy yet afforadable boots. So why don’t you just take your little hammer, turn around, and go back to Asgard, hm?
Besides, if Buffy wins we get Buffy versus Batman in the next round. And tell me that’s not fucking awesome!
SO GO! VOTE BUFFY! FOR TRUTH! AND JUSTICE! AND PUPPIES!
