Warped Tour A-Z With Breesays and Trendysecret

Because we love Warped Tour AND because we love making ridiculous lists together, Christine and I have collaborated to bring you a Warped A-Z. With some bonuses thrown in there (*), because we’re indecisive. And because we amuse ourselves.

A: Agoraphobics (guess we won’t be seeing any of you at Warped)B: Boys (oooh, skinny-jeans central!)C: Condoms – safe sex at the Trojan Tent!D: Diet = pizza and frozen lemonade, huzzah!E: Earplugs. Because the best spot might be by a speaker. Or because that chick behind you just WONT STOP SCREAMING FOR THE BECKETT.F: Fans, be kind to one another. You all cannot date Alex Gaskarth. Or, maybe you can …G: Gaskarth, Alex. Yes, please.H: Heat. Dehydration may occur. Be sure to pass out next to your favorite drummer.I: Interviews! Check your favorite music sites for interviews with bands. Like Buzznet and nyght scene.J: Jack Barakat. Get your Macarena lessons in. It’s gonna be a battle!K: Katy Perry. She kissed a girl, and she liked it. Watch out, you’re next.L: Long lines. Hold your pee as long as possible.M: Money – bring a lot. Bands are bringing a ton of new merch.N: No talking about Blink-182. Tom DeLonge is OVER IT.O: Off (re: your clothes) Gym Class Heroes better sing this.*O: Orgasm. Please keep his to a minimum. Andrew McMahon will still play the piano, no matter how hot it makes you.P: Pennywise. You have to see this band. Christine says so.*P: Paramore Pit – Bree does not want.Q: Quick. The day’s gonna go fast if you’re having fun. Take lots of pics to remember it all.R: Rubik’s Cube. Hey, you need something to do while you wait in line in the morning.S: Sunblock. NO CANCER IS GOOD CANCER!T: The Academy Is probably going to be shirtless. Get at that.*T: Tips! Tip your merch guys and girls – they don’t make a lot of money.U: Umbrella. If the venue allows, bring an umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh … and hide in the shade between performancesV: Vans. Smaller and local bands will be traveling in vans. (Not the SHOES, silly, the automobiles.) Make them care packages. First aid kits, socks, Band-Aids …W: Water – replenish, replenish, replenish. Even if you’re not thirsty.X: X-rays will be needed if you mosh hardcore.Y: You have fun! This is a day off work, school, etc. to see your favorite bands! Enjoy it!Z: Zzzzzz naptime! Rest the night before! You’re gonna need it!

Don’t miss our nonstop Warped Tour 2008 coverage:

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Also, feast your eyes on these pics of Katy Perry, Beat Union and more at the Warped Tour kickoff show on April 11 in West Hollywood, California – click on the image below.

Get psyched for summer with Buzznet’s Warped Tour 2008 gallery:
[Click on picture to view the rest.] See which females will be rocking out on Warped this summer:

[Click on picture to view the rest.]Check out these bands that will be playing Warped for the first time:
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Find out which Warped artists are out of their twenties:

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Warped Tour dates:

6.20: Pomona, CA @ Pomona Fairgrounds 6.21: San Francisco, CA @ Pier 30/32 6.22: Ventura, CA @ Seaside Park 6.25: Phoenix, AZ @ Cricket Pavilion 6.26: Las Cruces, NM @ N.M.S.U. Practice Field 6.28: Salt Lake City, UT @ TBA 6.29: Denver, CO @ Invesco Field 7.1: St. Louis, MO @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheater 7.2: Kansas City, KS @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheater 7.3: Dallas, TX @ Superpages.com Center 7.5: San Antonio, TX @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheater 7.6: Houston, TX @ Sam Houston Race Park 7.9: Atlanta, GA @ Lakewood Amphitheater 7.10 : Orlando, FL @ Central Florida Fairgrounds 7.11: Tampa, FL @ Vinoy Park 7.12: Miami, FL @ Bicentennial Park 7.13: Jacksonville, FL @ St. Johns County Fairgrounds 7.14: Charlotte, NC @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheater 7.15: Virginia Beach, VA @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheater 7.16: Washington DC @ Merriweather Post Pavilion 7.17: Cleveland, OH @ Time Warner Cable Amphitheater at Tower City 7.18: Detroit, MI @ Comerica Park 7.19: Toronto, ON @ Downsview Park Allen Road 7.20: Montreal, QC @ Parc Jean Drapeau 7.23: Boston, MA @ Tweeter Center for the Performing Arts 7.24: Buffalo, NY @ Darien Lake Performing Arts Center 7.25: Camden, NJ @ Susquehanna Bank Center 7.26: Uniondale, NY @ Nassau Coliseum 7.27: Scranton, PA @ Toyota Pavilion 7.28: Englishtown, NJ @ Raceway Park 7.29: Pittsburgh, PA @ Post Gazette Pavilion 7.30: Cincinnati, OH @ Riverbend Music Center 7.31: Indianapolis, IN @ Verizon Wireless Music Center 8.1: Milwaukee, WI @ Marcus Amphitheatre 8.2: Chicago, IL @ First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre 8.3: Minneapolis, MN @ Canterbury Park 8.5: Saskatoon, SK @ Credit Union Centre 8.6: Calgary, AB @ Race City Speedway 8.8: Boise, ID @ Idaho Center Amphitheatre 8.9: Seattle, WA @ George Amphitheatre 8.10: Portland, OR @ Columbia Meadows 8.13: Fresno, CA @ Save Mart Center 8.14: San Diego, CA @ Cricket Wireless Amphitheatre 8.15: San Francisco, CA @ Shoreline Amphitheatre 8.16: Sacramento, CA @ Sleep Train Amphitheatre Lot 8.17: Los Angeles, CA @ Home Depot Center

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