It has BEGUN!

The Mayan calendar ends in 2012. This has led many people to believe that the world will end in 2012, since the Mayans were pretty on about that sort of stuff. Even if they are all dead now.

But more importantly, we have been seeing the signs of another disaster heading towards us in 2008, and have done little to nothing to curtail it. And while I am sorry to have to break this news to you, dear readers, you must know the truth.

The end of emo is upon us.

As I said, the signs were there. We just sat back and LET this happen. We are truly at fault in the long run.

We have officially entered:

THE EMOCAPLYSE!
THE SIGNS OF THE EMOCAPLYSE:
Those preppy girls at school start liking the bands that make you different and unique:
They’re totally talking about how awesome that “Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the GODDAMN door” song. BUT THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW THE CORRECT TITLE! Ryan “superb lyricist” Ross would be crushed if he knew 🙁
Panic(!) at the Disco gets a hippie make-over and gets rid of the “!”:
These boys:

Became these young men:

SPENCER SMITH IS A BOY! RYAN ROSS IS SMILING! I’M….strangely okay with both of these facts O_O
The cutting of William Beckett’s God-like mane of hair:

Suddenly, without warning:

Even HE’S confused by the events!!!! Or by a very difficult logic puzzle. Or the remote control. I’m not really sure, there’s a lot of possibilities here.
The shaving of Patrick Stump’s sideburns:

What’s next, him HATLESS?

NOOOOOOOOO!

HOWEVER, ALL OF THIS HAS MERELY BEEN LEADING UP TO THE EVENT THAT SETS OFF THE EMOCALYPSE:

The Wentz-Simpson engagement!!!
So, now you ask yourself, what can you do to survive the Emocalpyse? Well, you can try wearing massive amounts of eyeliner, writing bad poetry, and blasting “A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out” from your window 24/7 until you get arrested. You can try and fight for emo, convince the world it’s worth saving.

OR, here’s another idea. You can wake up in the morning, put on your big girl panties, and DEAL WITH IT.

Oh, and find yourself some spiritual guidance while you’re at it:

NO SE!