The Pop Culture Death Note

So, I heard a rumor that, despite the recent positive reviews of Pretty. Odd., things in Panic at the Disco are actually Pretty. Tense. I’m not going to say the band is on the verge of breaking up or anything, but there MIGHT BE the possibility that one of the members feels pushed to the outside by the other three and that he might be considering taking his toys (and considerable talent) and going home.

Or more precisely, going to the studio to begin a solo project, that would potentially be currently slated for a 2009 release.

I heard a rumor that a certain fanged frontman has been caught hooking up with a label mate. Apparently the booty shaking balladeer is into the sort of woman who will occasionally tell him to “just hush.”

I heard a rumor that Ashlee Simpson isn’t just borrowing people from Pete’s label from her album. It’s possible the pop princess and her bi-curious boy have a third party who occasionally joins in on their “private” fun. And since he’s been through some rough shit lately, they’ve been doing whatever they can to comfort the guy, since they consider him some kind of hero.

I heard a rumor that you probably shouldn’t believe everything you read in internet blogs.