Welcome to Rock Bottom

Lindsay Lohan DUI blah blah, coke in her car blah blah blah, got wasted the next night too, puked in the bushes outside her apartment blah blah blah. Her lawyer took her to rehab blah blah.

So after that eventful weekend, the movie she is supposed to start shooting with Shirley Maclaine is on shaky ground.

Is it just me, or is it real easy to forget Lindsay Lohan is an actress? And she’s only 20! I honestly hope she gets well. Can’t someone mentor her? Did she not have a non-parental adult figure to provide guidance when she was young? Like a director or something? I bet that Karate Kid guy could kick her into shape:

(Wait did he die?)