Thursday Buzzed 5/3

You too can have Scientology Handlers! (The Dirty Disher)

LohanWatch 2007. And something about a rat. (Evil Beet)

Awww– retro Spears. (Allie is Wired)

Deep Thoughts by Jessica Alba. (Holy Candy)

Gilmore Girls is cancelled. (ONTD)

Hayden Panettiere Is A Good Sister. (ninjadude)

Heroes CLUES in the EW covers?! Can you figure any out? (EW)

There’s gonna be a movie about Coco Chanel… who should play her? (Fashionista)