Sanjaya Slaughters No Doubt Song, But Decides To Spare Gwen Stefani’s Life
On last night’s edition of American Idol, pony-hawked karaoke incubus Sanjaya Malakar, did not, as we hoped he might, sprout enormous bat wings halfway through his pitch-raping rendition of “Bathwater,” snatch a scandalized Gwen Stefani from the side of the stage, and ascend to the rafters, where he would hungrily…
